May 2013
“I asked her if she believed in love, and she smiled and said it was her most...”
– Benedict Smith (via fabulousbitch69)
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
epic-humor:
the two hardest things in the world are trying not to eat out of boredom and not taking 6 hour naps after school
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cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
daddyfuckedme:
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
The moment when you found out your friends are...
laugh-addict:
You stare at them like: They’re like:
